Saturday, 29 October 2011

We Are The 99%

You may have been hearing a little bit about the Occupy movement lately. Or maybe you haven’t, considering the mainstream media’s apparent refusal to discuss it with anything other than disdain. But what exactly is it all about?

Well, the Occupy movement started in New York as Occupy Wall Street, standing as a protest against the corruption and greed that’s become apparent in the New York Stock Exchange. Similar protests sprung up across America and now they’ve spread to Britain. Occupy LSX was naturally the first movement. They are currently camped outside St Paul’s Cathedral after being forced to move on from their original spot outside the Stock Exchange. But why?

At the time the Occupy LSX protest started, news started to trickle out about just how bad the level of corruption has gotten within the banking sector and within large corporations. 98% of the corporations listed on the FTSE index have been revealed in an ActionAid report (linked at the bottom of this blog) to be utilising tax havens, costing the UK billions at a time when public services are being cut to save money. The government also wrote off the £10 million debt that investment bank Goldman Sachs are supposed to be paying back, but good luck to the person on the street trying to get the same treatment on their student loan or their mortgage. Hell, two weeks after the protests started in London, it became known that top director pay has increased to obscene amounts, meanwhile those at the bottom of the chain have been forced to take pay freezes and pay cuts, or even lost their jobs entirely, because allegedly there’s no money left to pay for them. Sound fair? Absolutely not. And this is merely a snapshot of how bad the situation has gotten and why there’s a need for protests.

But what’s the reaction to Occupy LSX? Well, put simply, derision. Not from the general public, as many informed people are supportive of what they’re doing, largely because they’re feeling the pinch of the economic crisis themselves. But the reaction from the top has not been positive. Top level government has failed to pass comment on the movement in any significant way (probably because the protests haven’t been reported by the Daily Mail so Cameron remains clueless). But backbencher Mark Field says “It's like a third world shanty town outside St Paul's which is a Unesco world heritage site. We've got Remembrance Sunday, the Lord Mayor's show all within the next fortnight.” So basically he’s more concerned with the look of the cathedral than anything else. MP Louise Mensch appeared on Have I Got News For You where she complained about the protesters using Starbucks while protesting against the financial system (fortunately, she was immediately shot down by the rest of the panel, including Ian Hislop, who correctly pointed out that spending money and protesting a broken system that isn’t getting fixed are not mutually exclusive). The Lord Mayor showed how out of touch he was by saying the issue is that the financial system merely hasn’t been properly explained to people. And, of course, there’s the media circus over the closure of St Paul’s Cathedral.

This event has been a farce to begin with. St Paul’s closed down citing Health and Safety concerns, despite the protesters fully complying with any issues the church may have. The Cathedral was closed for a week, although a wedding did take place the day after its closure. Guests at the wedding stated that the protesters did not ruin their day, and in fact many of the guests showed support for their efforts. Which is why that part of the story has been swept under the rug because it doesn’t suit the media narrative that the protesters are an unwanted nuisance. Now, after a week, the Cathedral has been re-opened, and a similar stance has been taken by the churchgoers who arrived to see it re-open. There are also threats of legal action to force the protesters to move, a move which seems ludicrous following the re-opening of the Cathedral. Only now they’re claiming the protesters are blocking the road. However, merely looking at the photos in the press shows that neither access to the cathedral nor the roads are being blocked by protesters.

It doesn’t help that the term “anti-capitalist protesters” is being bounced around by the press, when in fact the point of the protest isn’t to bring down capitalism, it’s to address the rampant greed and corruption within the financial sector. Not one person has been held responsible for the collapse of the economy. No one has been fired for doing a poor job, and no one has been charged for fraud, although inevitably someone needs to be.

It’s also disheartened to see people criticise the camp purely for being “messy” or full of “dirty unwashed hippies”. This insistence on focusing on the look of the camp is wrong. It should be about the issues they’re trying to raise awareness of, not how they appear. What’s more, it’s inaccurate to refer to them as hippies who need to find better things to do with their time. Many of the protesters hold down jobs or are currently in education, and in fact during the day do return to their jobs and return immediately after. These are valuable members of society, and the fact they are willing to hold down jobs shows they’re not anti-capitalist, they’re more than likely feeling threatened they’re going to lose those jobs.

I fully support the actions of the Occupy movement. I recently visited the camp in Birmingham, and shook hands with one of the protesters there. He didn’t strike me as a deluded hippy. He struck me as an educated man with something important to say. Which is what many of them are. I urge everyone to do their research on this movement by reading the Occupy London website, by reading their Twitter and Facebook pages, and by reading up on the issues they stand for. They are, after all, working in everyone’s interests, and trying to make a fairer system for us all. Please find a way to show your support, and hopefully this movement can expand to the levels the Wall Street protest has reached and beyond.

It’s time to fight back

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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

One Actor One Character

I recently had a comment on one my Let’s Play videos “correcting” me on a certain issue. During my Let’s Play of Final Fantasy X-2, I called Tidus (the protagonist of FFX) a Lombax. The commenter felt the need to address the fact that he isn’t actually a Lombax.

But the thing is, he is. And today, for your entertainment, I’m offering up the “single actor, single character” theory, which suggests that every character that an actor plays is actually the same character each time. In the above Final Fantasy example, Tidus is a Lombax because he shares a voice actor with the first titular character in the Ratchet & Clank series, who is a member of the Lombax alien race (he’s the last of his race, specifically). Because James Arnold Taylor voiced them both, they are the same character.

The best example of this theory I have found is in Harrison Ford, aka Indiana Jones. Every character Harrison Ford has ever played has been Indiana Jones at different points in his life. Let me illustrate this point.

In the 1930s, Indiana Jones battled against the Nazis for numerous artifacts. One of these was the Holy Grail. Now, in an important scene in The Last Crusade, Indy drinks from the Grail to determine it’s the real one (ie. If it doesn’t kill him, it’s the Holy Grail, pretty flawed system, but hey, it worked for Indy). Now, it’s also established that the Grail is likely to grant immortality to those who drink from it. Therefore, through this simple act, Indiana Jones can now live forever. SHOCK HORROR! The Grail also gives his father regenerative powers, a la The Doctor, which allows him to change his appearance, voice and personality every few years, which is very handy as he works as a secret agent. He currently resembles Daniel Craig.

Anyway, I digress. Back to Dr Jones. Indy lived a normal life for a while, despite all this. He eventually joined the police force, and investigated a crime amongst the Amish. This led him to working for the CIA, and this put him on a path to the presidency. BUT OH NO! Air Force One gets hijacked, and Indy has to battle these evil men and put them in their place. He succeeds. There is much rejoicing.

But then someone frames him for the murder of his wife, which leads him to lose the presidency, and instead gets pursued across the country by one of the Men In Black (although the Fresh Prince was nowhere to be seen). He dives off a drainage dam. He goes into hiding. Changes his name to Deckard. Society begins to crumble as technology rapidly improves, and soon Indy, sorry, Deckard, finds himself in a job as a bounty hunter tracking down rogue replicant units.

After a high profile case involving a replicant modelled on Rutger Hauer, Deckard earned enough credits to get himself on the next spaceship to one of Earth’s many off-world colonies. Upon arrival, he encounters a Wookie named Chewbacca. Together, they steal the Millennium Falcon, and fly away to a galaxy far, far away. Then they meet Luke, and Leia, and all those other wonderful characters, and together they battle the evil empire formed by Simba’s dad, who has now possessed the body of the Green Cross Code man.

That’s how the theory works, and you can see how easily it can be applied. It’s a fun thing to apply if you don’t want to take your media too seriously, much like I don’t.

So now I’ve explained the rules of the game to you, go ahead and come up with similar character life stories of your own!

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Shameless Self-Promotion

Ever wondered why I've not updated this as much as I probably should? No, I haven't been sitting on my arse being lazy (not all the time anyway), I've been secretly plotting a side blog, a blog with more of a specific purpose than this one. This one will continue to operate with general essays and such as normal, but this second blog has a challenge surrounding it.

I'm not going to go into great detail here, since all the details can be found on the blog itself, but to sum it up, I will be attempting to watch and review all 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die, based on the book published by Quintessence.

It's a daunting challenge, and I'd like as many people as possible to try and follow it, since it's an exciting challenge and one I'd love to share with everyone.

It can be found at http://svenvsthemovies.blogspot.com/, or by clicking my name in the About Me box on the right and clicking the blog that isn't this one (ie. Sven vs. The Movies)

That's all I have to say today. Will hopefully resume my regularly scheduled blogging on here tomorrow. Later!